Goatness

Great at 8ball

Your pure goatness

by An onomatopoeia May 31, 2018

goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021

The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat

Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”

by The motherfucker February 27, 2019

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time

Greatest Of All Time: used to refer to or describe the person who has performed better than anyone else ever, especially in a sport: Mohammad Ali boxed his way into our hearts and will forever be known as GOAT, Greatest Of All Time.

by 17sanchos17 March 25, 2025

Goated

Awesome, epic. The term comes from the abbreviation G.O.A.T. which stands for "Greatest of all Time."

Arsenal is the most goated game in Roblox.

by SlurpeeLikesGeography March 12, 2023

goat wrangler

a profession involving a male adult who intentionally abuses goats to test the goat's moral and physical stability often in a sexual manner.

holy shit i smashed that chick like a goat wrangler on heat!

by brodiedingo19 May 8, 2012