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Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.
Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.
by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
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Palm Beach Mushroom Omelette

When you get passed around for exploitation by billionaires with small malformed penises.
I read the deposition. Sounds like she got the full Palm Beach mushroom omelette.
by The Blue Rider January 2, 2026
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