Panini Brothers

When you have sex with identical twin sisters on the same night, in the same bed.

You banged her twin last night? We’re panini brothers!

by Kalesalad April 27, 2021

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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."

by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

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Ur brothers ur mother

The most powerful, insane, phrase that can ever be spoken of.

Steve: ur mum gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Steve: THATS IT. UR BROTHERS UR MOTHERRR

*Two universes collide and create a black hole which destroys all of the galaxy*

by DEEPCREEP May 11, 2018

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Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

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Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

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Posh brothers

Usually 2 stuck up brothers who edge eachother every night and brag about daddy’s money. As well as potentially living in the countryside think they’re superior to everybody. Secretly have romantic feelings for eachother and are closeted.

Posh brother 1: ohh posh brothers my taint is feeling rather uncomfortable

Posh brother 2: care for a pleasurable massage?

by Poshpeopleneedtogo February 15, 2023

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