NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

ass

the thing you don't have

you don't have a ass
fuck off hoe

by vannezd December 14, 2019

Ass gravy

Eww, what are you doing here.

Ass gravy

by That bro joe September 2, 2021

Ass-set

A polite sounding, yet condescending way to describe a grouping of assholes or ass-clowns.

This is our management team; they are a real

ass-set.

His family has been helping out all day; they are a complete ass-set.

by Keke79 January 11, 2020

Kyle ass behavior

An unevolved Kyle is impulsive and prone to punching holes in the wall. Kyle doesn't take accountability. If anything, Kyle rationalizes this behavior by blaming everyone else, including the fly that landed on his arm when he was skateboarding from his car to his front door. Kyle ass behavior is immature and quite frankly, embarrassing af.

Stop with that Kyle ass behavior! You're embarrassing the homies.

by brothafromanotha October 3, 2023

higher than a cats ass

Too faded.

Devontleroy: Man that is some gooood chronic.

Javeonleon III: Yes. you look higher than a cats ass.

by cutthecards December 20, 2023

Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.

by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009