How To Kill Somebody

Nah

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me

by The Gulper July 13, 2022

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025

see how it just beads off

I don't know how this trend started but it's funny.

"See how it just beads off?"
*continues to pour a cup of water on someone's head*

by toastyflakez April 20, 2022

how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022

how are you bestie

When your basically saying " Wassup girlfriend " or when your a by ur saying " Whats up dude

Me: how are you bestie
Her: good

by ##Potat 99j November 30, 2018

how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.

“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”

by glxcious January 19, 2024