Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”
Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”
Person 1 : “For real hey?”
Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”
Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”
Person 1 : “For real hey?”
Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”
by anonymous April 21, 2023

A person that has a smile like a Roblox Face. Where one corner of the mouth goes more up then the other.
Original Side Smirker: L.S (A guy in the Schniedelwutz gang)
Original Side Smirker: L.S (A guy in the Schniedelwutz gang)
by insider.jokes December 4, 2023

Mary: *runs towards ball*
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.
by Bob'sButteryBiscuits,Isella November 19, 2018

by Paul Condencino December 12, 2008

by Buffalo kid December 16, 2023

by Side Beast December 31, 2017

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
