bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.

"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."

by ckerr16 April 23, 2008

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standard bitch

BMI of 19-22, Jeans, shirt, fluffy boots, oversized brand-name sunglasses. Environmentalist, slightly hipster. 97% of them are blonde (natural or dye). Dislikes rap, rock. Usually at starbucks or holding some coffee. Everyone is a creep to her; except hot studs or rich guys. Frequently uses the phrase "I'm not racist but..." Owns a facebook and twitter account, intentionally posts vacation bikini pics. Won't do anal but has given several blowjobs @coachella. Heavy hashtag user. Usually in groups of other standard bitches. Has at least applied to college. Generous amount of duckfaces in her photos. Only drinks wine or liquors, no beer. Drives a car or SUV, no truck.

Friend: Hey, let's invite that girl to the pool party.
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella

by The-Handle July 23, 2014

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Bitch Den

An place where 2 or more females live. Normally occupied by bitches, bitch squads, or otherwise above average females. A Bitch Den can be found most often near college campuses where community housing is the norm. Bitch dens are breeding grounds for drama and petty arguments of female origin. Interested males often enter Bitch Dens with the hopes of scoring themselves a mate for the night.

Tyler had a side bitch at the bitch den, he went there with hopes of getting it in and avoiding bitch drama. He sadly could not accomplish either.

"Gonna head to the bitches den for a while. Hope I can avoid all the other side-dicks"

by StealthHugs January 6, 2015

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