bar boyfriend

A boy that you strictly talk to only on the weekends, who buys you drinks, and stays on your side at all times.

Her bar boyfriend was the eye candy, the one who stood next to her and bought her drinks that night

by Malpalisawesome11 March 16, 2021

bar thirty

Closing time, based on the fact that bars close at 2:30 am in Portland, OR.

It's almost Bar thirty, let's get out of here. Closing time Portland, OR

by Xxander420 January 28, 2017

bar buffer

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.

I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

easy out wing man third wheel savior

by Helladays January 28, 2016

T-bar hyge

The best fucking breed of hyge available.

"Hey man I just purchased a fiddy of T-bar Hyge where the fuck is the bong at?"

by Hanus August 9, 2007

Fiber One Bar

You have no fricking friends and a loser LMAOO

your such a fiber one bar

by Lily ofc April 5, 2022

off bar

An event that could not of been foreseen and is very outrageous

"Man killed by huge potato falling from the the sky"

Aw Lad, bit off bar that.

by Dankest November 28, 2017

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024