How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016

HOW WAS THE FALL 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

A term referencing the Undertale Animated Music Video by JT Music

"WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!"

"HOW WAS THE FALL 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥"

by XanderBunn1, Master of Chaos December 24, 2023

How To Kill Somebody

Nah

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me

by The Gulper July 13, 2022

how to become like ya cut g

slap someone's head when they get cut up

how to become like ya cut g: "like ya cut g" "ouch why would you slap me"

by someguyonwifi December 6, 2021

how you holding?

how are you feeling / doing?

“Hey, how you holding?”

“Mom said you were sick. You holding?”

by barkbork December 23, 2021

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025

how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022