Cycle Path

When someone says that they are insane and deadly but they really aren't.

"this kid is saying he has bloodlust. he's such a cycle path."

by ya boi Space Cowboy May 17, 2021

The Keegan Cycle

The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.

1. "But this is true"

2. Makes an argument.

3. Is proven wrong.

4. Says "no"

5. Repeat

Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.

"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"

"No"

"Classic example of the keegan cycle"

by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018

Hitting the Cycle

Having sexual intercourse with individuals born in four different decades. Hitting the cycles in order (for example 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s) is known as a Straight Cycle.

Holy cow! Brian just finished Hitting the Cycle after banging that millennial chick!

by DrGnome November 10, 2019

Mush Cycle

When the female is about to finish you quickly pull out an old lollipop and shove it right into her pussy. Then carefully put it into the molding of choice and freeze the lolly for later. Eat and enjoy

John l swear bro, she for real let me pop a mush cycle right after I finished

by Ms. Frizzle is thicc April 14, 2022

Shit for the Cycle

When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.

1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom

2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE

by Luggage74 July 08, 2022

Manstruel cycle

A period (no pun intended) of 6 or 7 days per month when a man is extra emotional and much harder to get along with.

Hey Brad, did you notice the boss started his manstruel cycle... he's been yelling and crying all morning

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017

Relationship Cycle

The pattern of a couple getting together, deciding to break up, hating each other with a vengeance for some time, and getting back together again, starting the cycle anew.

Process can repeat indefinitely.

Usually annoys the hell out of those acquainted with the couple in some way.

THE RELATIONSHIP CYCLE

John: I love you...
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

Jane: No, you can't hang out with your friends in Vegas this weekend. I want you here.
John: You've become such a demanding bitch. That's it. I'm breaking up with you and going to Vegas! Maybe I'll find someone better there!
Jane: Well, fuck you then, asshole! I never want to see you again!

Jane: That son of a bitch dumped me. It's really over this time.
Ashley: Are you sure? You always take him back, Jane.
Jane: No, this time for real.

3 WEEKS LATER:
John: Baby, I miss us. Our relationship together was the greatest time of my life. I'm sorry for what I said. Take me back. I can't be without you.
Jane: I've missed you too. Come on, I want to make it up to you...
"THIS STAGE OFTEN LEADS TO MAKE UP SEX"

John: That was amazing Jane. I love you..
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON...

by Happens to Everyone May 21, 2011