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Academies of Loudoun

A magnet school with three programs

AOS - Academies of Science (highest GPA and SAT scores out of the three programs, also the most likely to make you want to kill yourself)
AET - Academies of Engineering (they're also pretty smart i guess)
MATA - I don't fucking remember what it is (everyone here either actually wants to pursue the program they're taking in MATA, or they just want an easy ass senior year. fuck MATA)

Dr. Wolfe is my goat
Fuck this school (academies of loudoun)

Fr bro

Guys I go to MATA

Shut the fuck up kys
by ihatetheacademies October 9, 2023
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Yavneh Academy

A pointless school that teaches you pointless stuff. Half the things you learn here aren’t needed in real life. I mean, who ACTUALLY wants to be a biologist when they grow up!? The classes are stupid. The teachers are stupid. The lessons are stupid. Some of the kids are even stupid! If you are looking for a crappy, co-ed school that will not teach you any valuable lessons, this is the school for you! If not, you’re better off going to BPY.
Yoni: Yavneh Academy is the worst school ever!
Jake: Haha, BPY is soooo much better.
Yoni: BPY kids are cheaters!
Sam: Yeah, that’s why I switched to Noam
Jake: Noam!? I rather get run over by a tractor!
Hannah: let’s go Yavneh RedHawks!
Yoni: you are dead to us.
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The Broasca Academy

This is the best type of family anyone could ever have. Though the broasca academy is not related biologically, its bond within the group of friends is much closer than a lot of families. Previously known as “the froggo fam”, the academy was made by Jeffrey as a place for a large group of close friends. If you are in this community, you should be considered lucky because we only have the best and most elite here! It is a privilege to be here.
Person 1: are you in the broasca academy?
Person 2: ofc not, that place only has the best people of earth!
by defnotlily December 7, 2021
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Lambeth academy

everyone is a neek and dead tings have the most chat
hi r u from Lambeth academy?
yes
ewww ur a jbag and a neek
by sophie and eurelle r jbags April 17, 2021
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Career academy

Career Academy is also known as queer academy or fear academy because 36% of their students are a part of the lgbtqia+ community. hands-on 6-12 grade school, that requires uniform and proper attire. students school day ends at 3:55 basically 5 but some students don't get to leave till 6 A very diverse school with many great programs, rapist teacher(s), and teachers who give other students anxiety attacks but for the most part the teacher love what they do.
"Sorry I didn't have time to change my outfit I go to Career academy."

"look at those rich kids NICE UNIFORMS QUEER ACADEMY"
by genderqueer_bitch February 9, 2022
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Mintlaw Academy

Don’t ever go to mintlaw there are junkies all over
Mintlaw Academy is full of junkies so I wouldn’t go there
by Get in my bed February 9, 2021
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Traip Academy

A highscool in kittery maine full of tards, stoners, and minecraft youtubers, and maybe if you look hard enough... normal people
Wow, I didn't know you went to Traip Academy!
by OhMyDongle October 6, 2017
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