A mean person who tortures students with tests and homework and books that make your backpack weigh 3 million pounds.
Mr. Teacher- OK kids!! For homework you have to read and finish "The Lord of the Rings" in 5 minutes!! It is 4,000 pages
and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.
Students- Ugh.
and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.
Students- Ugh.
by Dr. JonnyBaboon May 2, 2018
Get the Teachermug. by Prettymuchboii April 18, 2019
Get the Teachersmug. A 59 year old math teacher, duh who else has a name like that who isn't borderline boring as fuck. She enjoys spending her free time (her students lunch period) having a secret affair, behind a locked classroom door sharing salad with her secret partner 40 year old fruit hoarder.
She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.
One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.
She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.
One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.
"that teacher"
by Ms. Cooper (that teacher) May 6, 2018
Get the Teachermug. 
A man/women who get paid to do fuck all and ruin your fucking life. These aliens are from the planet jeboris and are all fuck wits
by XD-MAGNET IS A MIDGET November 25, 2019
Get the Teachermug. they are so fucking retarded, they dont have a life and they think that we dont have a life literally like go fuck yourself, your dumb af. math teachers more
fuck you teachers
by U know :) February 26, 2020
Get the TEACHERSmug. Teachers are people who deal with obnoxious children and teenagers for pretty crappy pay. Most of them are usually ignorant, unprofessional, have no idea what they are teaching, have no clue how to run a classroom and 9 times out of 10 hate their job and take it out their students by not teaching anything and giving faulty pop quizzes on material we haven't even learned. However, not all teachers are like this; some actually care for their students and want to see them succeed in life, but unfortunately about 60% of teachers are as described above, which is why our youth are becoming more and more ignorant, uneducated and numb to the real world.
Good Teachers: Good morning everyone, I hope you had a nice weekend, let's get started on this fun lab I have planned for you today!
Bad Teachers: Everyone shut up! Sit down! Do the freakin bellwork! You brats get on my last nerves!
Good Teachers: I hope this art project is enjoyable for you guys it is due in 2 months.
Bad Teachers: You're geometry assignment is to do 55 written proofsthat show angle A is congruent to angle P, and it is due tomorrow worth 200 points, which is 80% of your grade.
Bad Teachers: Are you chewing gum!? 3 weeks of In School Suspension!Go to the office now!
Good Teacher: Would you throw away your gum please, sweetie.
Bad Teachers: Everyone shut up! Sit down! Do the freakin bellwork! You brats get on my last nerves!
Good Teachers: I hope this art project is enjoyable for you guys it is due in 2 months.
Bad Teachers: You're geometry assignment is to do 55 written proofsthat show angle A is congruent to angle P, and it is due tomorrow worth 200 points, which is 80% of your grade.
Bad Teachers: Are you chewing gum!? 3 weeks of In School Suspension!Go to the office now!
Good Teacher: Would you throw away your gum please, sweetie.
by jxw360 July 12, 2016
Get the Teachersmug.