derpes

a disease you get from derping too much. very hard to get rid of, in some serious cases it's permanent. *cough* Michael! *cough*
Guy 1: "Maynee, I just came back from the doctor and I tested positive for derpes." Guy 2: "That's derpin' derped up."
by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 13, 2010
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Derp

A word used for no purpose whatsoever.
(Commonly used before "Herp a Derp")
Derp relations: Other words related to derp. Examples: Herp a Derp, Merp, Burp, Derpity, Derp Sauz, Derpapottamus, Derpalophagus, RageDerp ETC.
Can be used in a Derp Train... A endless repeat of derps and derp relations.
Person 1: Derp
Person 2: Herp a Derp
Person 1: Derpity Sauce
Person 2: DERPAPOTTAMUS
Person 1: Well F**k Dat.A MERP A MOTHER F**KING HERP A DERP!
Person 2: RageDerp much?
by commandotaco June 17, 2012
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The Derps

What's wrong with that guy?

Oh, him? He has the Derps.
by The Gnargoyle October 25, 2010
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Derp

South Florida expression: Noun: one who screws up majorly. Verb: to screw up majorly.
Noun: I forgot to kill the cat. I'm such a derp!
Verb: I didn't kill the cat. I derped!
by Colon Farrell March 29, 2015
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Derp

Derp is the epidimy of retarded comedy.
Dude you shat yourself while riding the roller coaster!? thats pretty Derp man
by alekinchains December 12, 2007
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Derp

The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related derp. Derping is considered a verb.

The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
Examples of derping are as follows:

1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!

2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."

3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
by meesolab November 15, 2010
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Derped

Being derped is being karate chopped by Derpy Hooves. Since she is a derp and a screw up, she may karate chop you to make you screw up.
Person 1: Dude, why'd you drop your phone?
Person 2: I got derped.
by Heriotza March 23, 2013
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