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Gristol Malik

Antagonist in Psychonauts 2. He's the rightful ruler of Grulovia who eats caviar all day long. He also just cares about it and nothing else.
Gristol Malik: Glory to Grulovia!
by Vector Perkins November 21, 2021
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I love Malik Forever

So let's ask me how did it happen? or how did it begin? Because I am completely clueless, but I know I love Malik forever. Here are some of the aspects that stood out to me. He is just so damn cool, like he would do insane stuff for you. And I am also crazy enough to write him hundreds and hundreds of paragraphs just for him to understand how much I love him. I am not the TYPE OF WOMAN to be clingy. I repeat, I AM NOT!! But why is it that now he is my boyfriend? I swear

I can't - STOP MYSELF from worshiping for his love. I love that man; I can't stop obsessing over him. Why? Because he is so adorable in every little thing he does, and I fall in love with every slang he uses. He is so immature that I want to keep and protect him forever. He is so fragile; I can't let him get hurt because he is my baby, and I would do anything for him. This Man Drives me crazy not only that he drives me crazy, but he always drives crazy he drives like he has a second life. But I'm ready to crash with him whatsoever! If I can describe the scene, how crazy he is, It would be how Joker drove his car and Harley was his Passenger seat princess included that maniac laughs. I love looking into his eyes when he talks about our future because they dazzle a lot. *MY heart screams* One thing I can say is that how could I not fall for him? He is someone who will always be there for me. And the most attractive thing about him is that he will never give up on me. That's why I LOVE MALIK FOREVER!!!!
HIM: Would you die for me?

ME: YES-

HIM: Actually would you live for me?

ME: YES!! with you

*Answer with no hesitation because I love Malik forever and that's eternity.*
by Obsessed with him March 7, 2023
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malik

A weirdo who likes truck and simp's for every girl he looks at including Rosaline
Malik is a fag
by anonymous June 3, 2022
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Zara Malik

Zara Malik: heavenly and seraphim, honey and moonlight in a quiet garden and starry-eyed divinity made up of solar flares and condemning sanctity.
Zara Malik is a nameless girl in freshest summer greens, a saint, an angel.
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Maliked

Used to describe an extremely unattractive person.

Derived from the twitch streamer "malikrack_"
"Damn you looking really maliked right now"
by Malikracked March 15, 2025
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malik

malik is funny , caring & a nice gentleman. When it comes to his girlfriend he doesn’t play !! he gets downn !! malik belongs to jumya & jumya only
malik does not play about jumyaa !! 💕 on ig @m.myaadabrat
by urban . dictionary. care November 21, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>It Is AN Atrocity That Saheem Malik Valdery Is Not Married<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>It Is AN Atrocity That Saheem Malik Valdery Is Not Married<.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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