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Summer Side Hoe

Your side hoe in the summertime. Usually dumped after Labor Day.
"Hey man, this yo girl?"
"Nah fam this my Summer Side Hoe."
by tennis.ratchet August 4, 2015
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Side handed compliment

A compliment in between a regular compliment and a backhanded complement. It’s more of a neutral statement.
What she said wasn’t really a compliment, it was more of a side handed compliment if u ask me.
by Hollowblue March 27, 2021
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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
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Side Dickery

Side Dickery is comments made to another individual that they may or may not hear. The comments are typically nothing short of a smart ass statement meant to be sarcastic while being a dick.
Don't use your side dickery comments on me right now, gosh you're a dick.
by 01Wifey09 May 3, 2018
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west side gun

Did you hear West side guns new song ?
by Buffalo kid December 16, 2023
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East Side Garb It Out.

When citizens of who live on the East Coast of the United States. "Garb It Out". See "Garb It Out"
a. East side garb it out.
b. West side garb it out.
c. Garb, garb, garb, now garb it out.
by Paul Condencino December 12, 2008
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Side quest

Side quest is when your with a group of friends in a bar or club and you vanish and go on a side quest blackout drunk and dont remember how you got home or what objectives you completed
“Where did he go?”
God knows
Probably on a side quest”
by Dosser564 November 9, 2023
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