"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.
Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”
Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”
Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”
by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

A: Bro, have you seen Rebecca's side chico?
B: Bro wtf is that, another simp that tries to fuck her?
A: Nah bro, he actually got laid.
B: Bro wtf is that, another simp that tries to fuck her?
A: Nah bro, he actually got laid.
by 18yoBoomer May 25, 2020

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

A friendly reach around from the side that has been traced back to Nordic times to show respect toward your peers
Niki really liked her co-workers as friends but felt they deserved a little more than a hug to show her full apprection and gratitude for all they do for her. So she decided to gracefully lead them behind the plethora of boxes in the warehouse and side tugged the shit out of them!
by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019

Verb: When a Tweeker is so twacked out during a mission and is completely and totally lured away from the original thing they were doing by a side quest.
"You said you were gonna shower 2 hours ago! You're crafting again. You got Side-twacked again didn't you?
by Mr.Thicness June 2, 2025
