July 31st

National flash your boyfriend and sit on his face day

I’m gonna sit on my boyfriends face and then flash him because it’s July 31st

by GolfHoser July 30, 2025

july 19

Estonias national hug a village whore day.

"Hey today is july 19 lets go hug a whore!"

by monkeybrain18 July 18, 2021

July 9th

day to give ur bestie a girl job
also another word for girl job

girl 1: hey girl u want a july 9th tonight
girl 2: wtf
girls 1: its a girl job
girl 2: yes pls

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

Julie

A person who makes a lot of mistakes and always runs away from them. She tries but it’s never enough and she can’t handle that.

I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore.

Don’t leave, Julie.

by Eiluj79 December 30, 2023

July 7th

July 7th is National send feet pictures to your significant other day! Also send Tiddy pics!

Hell yeah it's July 7th, time to get some feet pics!

by cuckywucky July 7, 2024

4 July

National fuck your gf in her prom dress day

bf: i’m gonna fuck you in ur prom dress
gf: why
bf: because it’s 4 july
gf: horny bastard

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024