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holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.
Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.
by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019
mugGet the holy crackmug.

Holy Cuntage

It’s a term to describe an exclamation, much similar to WTF but rather showing disdain or remorse.
Holy Cuntage, I was so close to closing out the deal!
by Sugdeez October 30, 2023
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holy water

something to use when you or others around you are getting horny, always works on demons
oh wait a minute, most of the definitions here are horny, looks like i have to use my holy water
by someone else thats not u April 6, 2021
mugGet the holy watermug.

Holy Shit

When a man takes a dump so large that it causes him to ejaculate.
Dude, that dump was so massive it made me come. Holy Shit!
by Genny2genny January 8, 2021
mugGet the Holy Shitmug.

Holy Dykes!

A verbal reaction to seeing a goddamn gorgeous lesbian dyke.
Ronnie Tsunami: "Hey Kyle, check out this lesbo at your 5 o'clock"
*Kyle turns his head with eyes wide like Gollum*
Kyle: "Holy dykes! She hella fine but she ain't neva gonna be mine!"
by DON THE HERO July 23, 2015
mugGet the Holy Dykes!mug.

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