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Ollie h

A young girl who stinks like absolute shit and has no friends because every time she talks, her breath makes people Pass out. Lastly Ollie h is a big footed little bitch. This big bitch is always cussing someone out.
Ew look at ollie h over there kicking her him over again 🙄
by L 2 savvy September 7, 2020
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h/t/n

“H/h/t/n or h/t/n” means his name, her name, there name. When writing a fan fiction story you can put that down so that people can have a much more variety then just having h/n as his name or her name you can include “there name” as well
I can’t wait to tell h/t/n we are going ice skating!”
by Short squirrel November 19, 2021
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triple h

text lingo that represents the 3 h’s: High, Horny, and Hard
i told that girl from the party i was triple h and we smashed all night
by lexin October 29, 2018
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H :D

H......
H :D
by Dolphins!! <33 June 10, 2023
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a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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h

Me: H
The World: *applause*
Mr Boerum: no
by alecwind June 25, 2021
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H

J
U h
by KyraSpem October 1, 2017
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