Dirty-Shmallow

A dirty-shmallow is when you engage in anal sex and then wipe the fecies from your phallic on the other person's upper lip.

A dirty-shmallow: is the perfect ending to the night where he wipes the fecies or dirty-shmallow from his phallic on her upper lip.

by ooimmikeoo June 12, 2021

Dirty

Not clean.

My dog was dirty after he rolled in the mud.

by Doodle_dog June 12, 2021

Dirty moofty

When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on

Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads

by MrMooftySanch June 15, 2021

dirty cadie

An bitch as mother fucker who sucks at playing cod

My sister was an dirty cadie

by Thatbitch515 June 16, 2021

Dirty Alphonzo

When a guy snaps his fingers, and his girlfriend sucks his semen out of the other girlfriend.

Snapped my fingers like the Fonz, and gave them a Dirty Alphonzo....

by BigBadBone June 16, 2021

dirty xandro

Xandro is the type of guy to send nude and get fully clothed pick sent back.

that girl gave him a dirty xandro

by pussydestroyer69.12,, June 17, 2021

dirty cristy

When you're doing a woman up the ass and she farts making you cum all up in that rectum, then you finger that salty hole after to rub your glory in

What did you get up to last night?

Did a dirty cristy with the mrs

by Getfuckedkent June 17, 2021