July 16th

July 16th is “Leave at 3:30ish P.M. if you’re gay” day. Today is the day to show the world your pride by leaving at exactly 3:30ish pm for a movie at a theater. (The movie can be any genre.) If you participate on July 16th, you have the most pride and enthusiasm for homosexuality than ANYBODY!

“Hey, what are your plans for July 16th?”
“To leave and see a movie at exactly 3:30pm… you know i’m girlypop, right?”
“Oh!! I forgot it’s leave at 3:30ish if you’re gay day!”

by nationalholidays2 July 16, 2024

July 1st

July first is Dream appreciation day because we need to show him he's loved.

"what's July 1st." "Its Dream appreciation day." "Cool!"

by Minecraft.is_.good July 1, 2021

july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq

Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here

by PuffyRI June 19, 2022

juli

una puta de mierda hija de puta de mierda igual que todas las demas putas de mierda

juli is a fucking put ad emierda

by tu madre puta de mierda May 14, 2020

July 9th 2009

national sugar daddy day

“It’s July 9th 2009! Better go get your sugar daddy”

by Pussytightpussycleanpuddyfresh August 30, 2022

mya+juli

Fuck eachother every day

ariana grande:Mya+julius?
micheal jackson:YeS

by I’msocool~~~ March 10, 2022

July 4th

The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..

Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.

by kristof69 November 24, 2021