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The Real Hater

Everybody knows who you are. A stereotype generator and a human being labeler. A freekin' cancer factory.
MLK on the Tv: "...judged by the content of our character"
Jay-Z on a Cd: "actions, well, yall already know the actions."
Dare Drug Free: "The Real Hater."
by StillGodTime September 11, 2010
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In a real organization

"In a real organization..." is the start of a sentence that is used to sarcastically mock an organization or similar entity that is being a cheapskate or is doing something unprofessionally. The format of the sentence is usually "In a real organization they do/have something" which implies that the organization the speaker is mocking does not do/have that something even though it should. The context should also make it clear what is missing from the current organization but it can also be explained in the sentence.

If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.

When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.

The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.
Example 1: "In a real army we would've received a full magazine of blanks for this exercise, instead of just five rounds."

Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."

Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."

Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."
by ZeroOne^ July 23, 2010
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The Real Bomber

Probably the greatest unknown Call of Duty player ever. He has since switched to Homefront. Not to be confused with The Fake Bomber
Damn, dude, you are playing like The Real Bomber
by FPSxRussia May 26, 2011
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ricky real

to get serious on someone or a group of people when it is highly unnecessary. Very common with people who take sports too seriously.
Sarah: *eavesdropping on Joe* hey, what was that last part?
Joe: *kiddingly* don't worry about it!!
Sarah: WOW, i don't appreciate your rudeness!
Joe: that bitch just got ricky real on me!
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Adam: Wow Abbie, you guys sucked friday *giggle*
Abbie: OUR SHORTSTOP WASN'T FEELING GOOD AND WE WERE ROCKY ALL WEEK SO DON'T TALK ABOUT IT GOD!!!!
Everyone at the same time: She just got ricky real...wow...*disappointing head shake*
by colourful. October 24, 2010
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real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"
by soccern00b May 3, 2010
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