Nut Pact

A Nut Pact is a celebration of "brotherhood" between two individuals or a group - preferably by men. The prerequisite to initiating the "Nut Pact" requires one toilet and the ejaculation from your party members. Your party members must individually enter the said bathroom, masturbate, and "Nut" into the toilet; with no cleansing of the toilet between each person. Once one person finishes his part, the next person enters the bathroom and repeats - these steps repeat until everyone is finished; once everyone is finished, you must flush the toilet and thus complete the metaphor of brotherhood.

Brother #1: Hey friend! I really appreciate our friendship and I want to show that metaphorically by doing the "Nut Pact" with you!

Brother #2: Of course! Such a casual thing to do! I'd love to show that brotherhood with you, it's not gay!

by roelandt September 26, 2018

dez nuts

A joke from the stone age

person 1: dez nuts.

Person 2: Please consider suicide.

by Fuze_the_Hostage May 16, 2018

Goofy nut

a racial term that is named after what people in the south do to slaves for fun. they put the slaves in barrel full of nuts to weight it down and kill them

you are acting like such a goofy nut

by gfszddfxzhxcfgnfcb September 6, 2022

deitz nuts

A phrase referring to the commercial by Dietz & Watson advertising their protein, savory sausage bites. In the commercial they parody the"Deez Nuts" meme in a humorous way.

"We like to think of them as the world’s first meat nuts" - Deitz & Watson

These? Deitz nuts. Yeah, grab a handful of dietz nuts.

by Hisuye November 6, 2022

Sus Nuts

An insult to someone who has just said some stupid shit

"Joe biding is give good head."
"Bro you're litchrally Sus Nuts right now."

by Jim Proactive2 January 10, 2022

candes nuts

things that fit in your mouth

hey bob candes (bob) candes what? CANDES NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH

by hebegebederp May 23, 2022

KP’s nuts

Kp’s nuts (the brand) have the most juicy succulent large smelly orgasmic nuts. Use to describe a persons nuts.

Person 1:
I was sucking someone nuts yesterday at the nursery

Person 2:

Did they have Kp’s nuts???

Person 1:

Unfortunately not 😢. I mean i did link them while they were in a cot. And they were like 2… so ig not

Person 2:

Truly unfortunate

by Jejij March 19, 2022