A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

by Couldn't care less February 2, 2022

When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.
Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.
You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)
Stupid Person: What did you say?
You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.
You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)
Stupid Person: What did you say?
You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.
by Auto Christian March 12, 2019

"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...
"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .
"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .
by Rosè April 22, 2021

The friendly game of declaring "side bite" while your friends have a subway sandwich for lunch and as a result getting to take a bite out of their sandwich which generally is such a large bite that it cross-sections the sandwich and splits it into two distinct pieces.
"Ayy yo let me get that 'side-bite'. Fuck Jerry... I thought we stopped that shit. No no no my man pass it up you know how we do...."
by Aquan9 May 22, 2022

"Avatar was the highest grossing movie of all time, but it really wasn't that great."
"Yeah, I only watched it for the side bluebs."
"Yeah, I only watched it for the side bluebs."
by Micher J July 22, 2020
