noodle salad Share definition Flag A noodle salad is when a group consisting of four or more males put their flacid penises in a girls mouth. Hey guys, Jen's coming over for a noodle salad. noodle salad by Silentexpletive October 4, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the noodle salad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch