One-sided Zero-cost Acquisition

The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.

Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.

by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023

side soulmate

When you meet your soul mate and you cant be without them. But then you meet your second soul mate and keep them on the side.

I thought you were my soul mate? Nah girl your my side soulmate.

by Crespirl June 24, 2017

Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event

Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!

by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023

Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015

Side Highway

Colloquial term for physical contact. Usually in the form of a hug

“Hey, wanna share a side highway with me?”

by SH1827 July 2, 2022

Lop Sided Sally

When one's nipples have one whom hangs lower then the counter part.

Hey did you see Sadie's Lop Sided Sally?

by Cocks. Mcgee. August 12, 2010

south side elves

So basically a south side elve is a midget who came from a “dangerous” neighborhood,you typically see them on those shows like WAGS but for little people,where they just argue and shit

“ What the fuck are those midgets doing?!”
“Hey don’t chat shit,they some thicc south side elves”

by fuckmyassburgers December 29, 2017