September 9th

Ignore her on this date she will like you way more than before

I’m ignoring Maria so she can like me more, Why? Because it’s September 9th

by Red print September 9, 2021

September the 1st

the best day of the year because a certain irwin was born

Iris: its September the 1st!
Tom: you mean the best day of the year!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

September 19th

A day when the most prettiest girl in the world will be asked to Hoco

“Did you hear September 19th is tomorrow?!?!”

by notclairo September 18, 2022

September 10th

The day 2.3 trillion dollars went missing from the pentagon.

Pentagon Worker #1: Hey, where are the 2.3 trillion dollars? It's September 10th and they're all gone!
Pentagon Worker #2: Idk, let's look for them tomorrow. I sure do hope nothing happens to the nation tomorrow that'll make us forget about the 2.3 trillion dollars.

by Toppernity April 21, 2023

September

A month to respect and honor the passing of Billie Joe Armstrong's father.

Hey guys, it's September. let take a moment to honor the passing of Andrew Armstrong.

by HeliumChloride 27 September 22, 2020

September 15th

National go have sex with someone you care about day.

“Dude what’re ur plans for September 15th?” Bro you know i gotta go have sex with this really cool person i care about a lot!

by SumcoolAssGuy September 13, 2021

September 24th

National break up with your boyfriend day

We are breaking up it’s September 24th

by Lxxlee September 15, 2021