2 day blackout

A) What was once called "the weekend"
B) what the media did to Hunter Biden's laptop from hell

What did you do for your 2 day blackout, definition a)?

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021

National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

burn a ginger day

the day where you burn your favourite ginger

oh i can’t wait for national burn a ginger day

by ..0ls July 25, 2021

National Boyfriend day

The 2nd of August where couples or just the boys celebrate the day they got a girlfriend or lad day with the lads and celebrated with gifts or drinks

National Boyfriend day celebrated by all with gifts and drinks

by Phone the doctor July 25, 2021

National Nudes Day

July 26th is national send nudes day, because thats the law.

“Hey bro its national nudes day” “Oh shit i didnt know, heres a tiddy pic”

by skunkybum July 26, 2021

DO THE DAY

A phrase used to encourage yourself and others. It implies you should penetrate the entire day with your essence. Often followed by #DTD

Chris: “DO THE DAY”
Stella: “what?”
Chris: “DO THE DAY, it’s a cool catchphrase to encourage yourself and others to penetrate the entire day with your essence”
Stella: “oh”
Chris: “#DTD

by Chris is cool July 26, 2021