My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

by Jennatools July 2, 2022

Using my resources

What somebody says when they are cheating but do not want to admit it

I know using a calculator during the test is not allowed, but I was just using my resources

by Mcatherin07 August 10, 2021

Decorated my situation

When someone has gotten laid

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!

by Jenasis September 22, 2017

My Lil KB

1)my little ketchup bottle.
2) a person who consumes ALOT of ketchup.
3) a name for a significant other if they eat ketchup with everything.

also known as a halo addict. Nazi Zombie obsesser hackzorrrr.

wow, look at him acting all like a My Lil KB

by hottasssbitch May 14, 2009

Balls in my poop

Ping pong balls

Ping pong is terrible balls in my poop

by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022

My Friend Roger

A guy you speak to everyday for three years online and played Genshin Impact.

My Friend Roger was always so nice and mained Tartaglia.

by percyjacksonjasongrace25 July 27, 2023

get off my bus

basically "don't kill my vibe"

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"

by tm64 March 3, 2014