Eastwoods United

A scary gang of girls that run the Essex area

Some may say the og mafia
Some known members are
Chloe smith
Charmaine smith
Louanna Eastwood

Teresa Eastwood

Elizabeth Eastwood

Elliemay Eastwood

And obviously the leader Lena brown who has muscles like the green hulk himself🤞💪🏽
‘OMG Eastwoods united is in avely village terrorising people again’
‘I know that’s the sort of geezers they are’💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
by Martinsanonce November 24, 2021
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The unit

Joe:look at that unit
The unit in question being a chonker
by Themanbehindtheunit November 15, 2022
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Unit

Synonym for "dope" or "cool".
Adjective for something elite or better than the average of something.
"Yoo, that looks really unit!"
"Those clouds are unit fr."
"Ok but is it unit asf?"
by nasty asty November 05, 2022
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United Ireland

A concept that would make unionists shit themselves and jump out the window. You see, despite being the descendants of British protestant planters, they think they own the place and therefore make a united Ireland non-existent.
Jim: I want a United Ireland
Other Jim (unionist): I want 10-inch dicks up my throat.
by leo123456 February 20, 2024
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United States

Known as America for short, it is a toxic country due to it having the most money, but Americans have shorter and sicker lives compared to its competitors i.e. Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Germany, UK, Canada, France, Denmark, Australia, New Zealand.
Sorry but, with a taste of my brain I'm on a ride, you're toxic, I'm slipping under. Did you know that your toxic Mr United States?

Credit to: Britney Spears
by Power476 September 14, 2020
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absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead
she is an absolute fuckin unit
by absolutefuckinunit March 09, 2019
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