toilet warrior

someone who goes to the bathroom so much that they are rarely seen out of it. you know like the ones who are in there for hours reading a newspaper and they have a whole magazine collection in there.

for gods sake why does greg have to be such a toilet warrior? i swear one day im gonna kick the door down and flush his magazines down the toilet cause im really sick of this now

by zdriplet March 6, 2025

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Skibidi toilet

The skibidi toilet is an intimate position where a person removes their toilet from their bathroom, they buy a new one, cut a hole about the size of their head and a space beneath it, then the person stays there until that individual target (lover or friend) sits down then the person pops out and eats their meal.

Bro I did the skibidi toilet with James, he loved it.

by Tyler the Skibidi March 13, 2025

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Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a stupid fucking idiotic cringe shitty retarded show that’s on YouTube shorts. It’s so fucking bad that I want to rip my eyes open and throw them into a deep fryer. This shitty “series” of cringe fucking videos about people’s heads in fucking toilets is so god fucking stupid and all who watch it should GO TO FUCKING HELL AND TELL SATAN TO BURN THEIR BALLS OFF. I hate parental controls a ton… BUT IF UR KID HAS A FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET ADDICTION THEN DELETE YT PREMIUM IF U HAVE IT, TURN ON PARENTAL CONTROLS AND KEEP 52 BODY GUARDS NEXT TO UR CHILDREN WHEN HES WATCHING TV, ALL HAVING DUAL LOADED GRENADE LAUNCHERS. DO IT AND DO IT NOW.

Me: hey kid, what u watching??

Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: OMG HAVE U HEARD???? ITS SKIBIDI TOILET :D SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!

Me: *pulls out a fucking fully charged railgun*

Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: wait what are u doi-?

Me: *shoots that dumb muthafucka*

God: I’ll forgive u for that one

by TheGuyThatFuckingHatesGenAlpha March 19, 2025

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Disabled toilet whore

A disabled toilet whore is any female named known for running trains on Guys in disabled toilets and well known to crack community for her services

You know that slut brook that girl who fucks anything with a heartbeat she’s a dirty cunt with legs that can’t be shut and loves being a disabled toilet whore

by Jumpercable March 20, 2025

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Disabled toilet whore

A disabled toilet whore is any female named known for running trains on Guys in disabled toilets and well known to crack community for her services

You know that slut brook that girl who fucks anything with a heartbeat she’s a dirty cunt with legs that can’t be shut and loves being disabled toilet whore

by Jumpercable March 20, 2025

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Skibidi Toilet

BRAIN ROT AT IT'S VERY FINEST

Skibidi Toilet: A stupid ass kids show for tiny little children still sucking on their thumbs and sleeping in a cradle. It's created by DaFuqBoom who should delete the entire series, delete his channel, and make a public apology for how putrid the show is.

Mom: hey little Timmy, how are you doing

2 year old child name little Timmy who's brain is being eaten out by the Skbidi Toilet trend: *slurping down a juice box, crushes it and tosses it to the side* skib... skibidi... dop... dop... yes... yes... *please kill me*...

Mom: JERRY, ARE KIDS GONE MAD, GET THE AK-47!

by Dark Games May 31, 2024

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