bus lore

those jaw dropping conversations you have with your mates on the bus.

these conversations involve finding out about the most traumatic and crazy events of their life

"that bus lore went hard. I didnt know your house burnt down last night!"

by yippitydoo December 15, 2023

Chaotic Bus Problems

When one person get's thrown under the bus, and the rest get thrown under as well. Also great for describing total clusterfucks, Epic Fails, and other disastrous related problems.

Girl: "Jeff just threw everyone under the bus, we're all fired"

Guy: "Are you kidding me?! The kitchen was just on fire too, and there's slugs in the ice machine again!! Never ending chaotic bus problems in this bitch!!"

by pandeerrrrrr April 8, 2013

Bus Nutter

A person who nuts on a bus in broad day light

Everyone: omg- your a bus nutter- you nutted on the bus

by Drae Shroom March 5, 2022

Bus stop bandit

Most devious cunt in all of bonny

The bus stop bandit stuck again

by Coldesteverin April 22, 2023

bus

something you can fit in your ass (don't worry i've tried it before ;) lol)

martha: hey jimmy i bet you can't fit an entire bus up your ass!
jimmy: too bad i already did it HAHA
martha: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

by browhatthefuck August 17, 2022

Bus links

A bus link is the gap between two cars in a race. The distance of the gap is so big that the only way to measure it is with busses.

Guy 1: "Man did you see that race, that mustang was gone!
Guy 2: " I know right he put bus links on that camaro"

by R3ally3000 February 12, 2021

School bus driver

When you’re engaging in doggy style vaginal intercourse and you insert your thumb in the woman’s asshole and with your fingers raised, move your hand left and right as if your hand is on a steering wheel.

I met up with Amy last night, gave her the old school bus driver.

by bluecollartabletalk February 12, 2022