You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

Bitch better have my honey

When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.

Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...

by dudeperfect19 August 20, 2016

My bumper begs to differ

A way for crossout players to tell eachother its time for gay sex

"Ey bro, my bumper begs to differ~"

by Ryynäri April 17, 2023

My Father Is Dead To Me After This

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My Father Is Dead To Me After This

by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025

cat shat in my sink

expression of gratitude, its crazy actually

this drift car is like my cat shat in my sink, its crasy actually

by bringbackthebars2004 December 14, 2023

Use my code

Sentence that every instagram girl uses to promote stuff that they don't even use.

Use my code glamgirlxo to get 20 % off!

by YJAY March 14, 2017

Just like my cheeks

A common saying that works after any insult someone throws at you.

Mom: 'Okay kids we need to stop being on electronics. Time to pull the plug."

"Just like my cheeks."

by bitchass.tortilla.gangsta December 11, 2019