first video on instagram

Brendon Urie’s first video uploaded to instagram. He is in a state where his upper body is unclothed, or rather, shirtless, therefore the jam is a shirtless jam.

Brendon Urie: “This is my first video on Instagram! I’m not wearing a shirt, it’s a shirtless jam, oh yeaaaahhhh…OOH!”

by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025

What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.

Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)

by Cereal first April 23, 2021

If first you don't succeed, try, try again

When a bitch leaves you on seen, you keep on harassing her until she finally gives in.

Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"

Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."

by Private Schools February 10, 2024

Brooke 'Angie' Powell: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

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Brooke 'Angie' Powell: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Jose "Angie" Valdes: The First Juvenile Release; The Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose "Angie" Valdes: The First Juvenile Release; The Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

First Haircut

A common New England phrase (growing to become a global trend) used to acknowledge and commend a friend or acquaintances’ fresh new haircut.

Hey Frank… First Haircut… cool.

by Fv3 July 18, 2022

First

“First” is usually always the first 50 comments on a YouTube video and is usually paired with “second”.

Bob commented “first” on the YouTube video but soon realised he was actually the 567th comment after refreshing the page.

by Sheck_is_daddy69 June 12, 2020