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Eastwoods United

A scary gang of girls that run the Essex area

Some may say the og mafia
Some known members are
Chloe smith
Charmaine smith
Louanna Eastwood

Teresa Eastwood

Elizabeth Eastwood

Elliemay Eastwood

And obviously the leader Lena brown who has muscles like the green hulk himself🤞💪🏽
‘OMG Eastwoods united is in avely village terrorising people again’
‘I know that’s the sort of geezers they are’💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
by Martinsanonce November 24, 2021
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Covingham United

Everybody’s favourite Sunday league side whether they like to admit it or not
Covingham United is everyone’s favourite Sunday side
by atfclw November 23, 2021
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Berf (unit)

a measurement of how much dog hair has been vacuumed by unit; when emptying a vacuum. A single vacuum emptying would equal one single "Berf". Two or more would be "Berfs" (plural).
"We need to comb "Bertha Maye" tonight, she is shedding like crazy! I emptied five whole "Berf (unit) 's" into the trashcan before I finished vacuuming."
by xJTxx June 7, 2023
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Manchester United

The greatest football team in English history. 20 Premier Leagues, 12 FA Cups, and 3 Champions Leagues. Two of their managers are amongst the three greatest in English football history - Matt Busby and Alex Ferguson, the latter being the greatest football manager in history.
The fact that people still hate Manchester United in 2023, despite the fact that we’ve been subpar for the past decade, is testament to how great we are.
by anonymous June 11, 2023
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