knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

by 3 finger fred March 11, 2016

Shut that damned door

When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.

Shut That Damned Door

by Shut That Damned Door July 29, 2019

Nice door

A phrase often used when someone is claiming they have your dox.

Grunfield1: Loool you lost 30-0 in a sniper 1v1
Yeahs567: Nice door! Swat bout to kick it down in 30 mins
Grunfield1: Yeah aight

by ZuiyOTF47 August 01, 2022

Back doors kicked in

A euphemism for anal sex

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 22, 2021