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Houdini into the Spider-Man

When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man
Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.
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Callin’ it spades

Bro,
I’m callin’ it spades

I really like her.
by lucy camenia September 6, 2023
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Calling it spades

Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.

Call it spades-
Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.
by lucy camenia September 7, 2023
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this is most commonly used by clickbait youtubers. it is a means of scaring little children to make them want to like and subscribe.

a picture of a big spider is shown to you, and you are told to like and subscribe right now (sometimes you have to like and subscribe within the next 5 seconds, but it is usually right now) and if you dont comply, the spider shown in the picture will do one of the following:

be in your bed tonight

crawl on your face when youre sleeping

crawl in your mouth when your sleeping
etc

there wont actually be a spider in your bed, it is just a way of scaring little children. it doesnt hit as hard on older people who dont have arachnopohia
youtuber: like and subscribe in the next 5 seconds or this spider will crawl on you when youre sleeping (dont risk it)

me: guess im keeping some bug spray next to my bed tonight

little children (who are most likely to fall for the like and subscribe 'spider' meme): IM SUBBING RIGHT NOW!!!!
by AntichamberYellow September 23, 2023
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waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.
by floydtaylor September 25, 2023
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Packing a Dan Soder

Based on the popular stand-up comedian, packing a Dan Soder is in reference to having a penis with an abnormally large head.
"OMG Becky, the guy in the grey sweatpants over there is packing a Dan Soder."
by Essdogger October 24, 2023
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Giant Enemy Spider

A really strong enemy in a video game.
It's a... It's A... IT'S A GIANT ENEMY SPIDER! (Insert Giant Enemy Spider beatbox)
by DKG_ January 9, 2024
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