Mercury

1st definition: Known as an planet that furrys live on. They are the saddest emo roadman out there and due to the current weeb vibes, they have been morphing into a fully fledged furry goat. However, the effect of it being a failed abortion we cannot decide whether this sack of balls will become a furry goat or a silly goose. Only time will tell

Second: a furry weeb who hates eggs and cheese and simps for animated woman. Let me tell you, they having the disgustingest rattiest taste in food, I bet they drink carbonated water all day. they also have a liking for collecting feet pictures until their father returns home with the milk, which is never. therefore, they will never stop collecting feet pictures. proving that they are a weeb.

A little bit of backstory, they were an orphan but sadly the mother found out that the weeb furry planet was kinda decent so took them back for some money making, however the father was so depressed and disgusted that they had to adopt a sad weeb thus he travelled far far away into the safety of the alpha plate.

3rd definition: In case of
Emergency, dissect the ear and feed it to the silly gooses. Unfortunately, this specific furry got silly goose wil have to survive and face the innocent world with their emoness. Let us all pray to the air, that the brave alpha plate defeats this sad lifeless sack of balls.
Mercury (aka weeb): *exists*
Alpha male plate: exterminates and liquifies weeb, then proceeds to fill a horse with acid and burns the remains of the weeb.

Weeb: *dies*
Everyone: happy
World: Peace
Hotel: Trivago
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Mercury is a name for the cutest and sweetest of boys, someone practically perfect, to such a degree you may as well call them an angel. He's got an incredible taste in music and has got the best humor out there.
"God, I wish I could be like Mercury!"
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A tall, skinny battyman that bun nuff spliff and walks through the hills of Jamaica conducting vile acts of bestiality.
Bro! Why did you fuck that dog!? Don’t be like that bredda Mercury.
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A nickname for someone who is extremely toxic, like the chemical mercury.
Don't trust Emma, she's such a mercury.
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It is an addictive substance which when consumed makes you feel "panchi banu urte firu mast gagan mai." NEVER UNREDESTIMATE THE POWER OF MERCURY
I am addicted to Mercurying.
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The first planet from our Sun.
Facts:
It is one of the smallest
It looks like the moon
It has a scorching day and a freezing night
it has water in the craters near the poles
Mercury is a very hot planet, but also a very cold planet.
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Mercury is a very allegiant, well organized and a very handsome looking man.Many would view this good looking young man as very talented and as self proclaimed leader.He also has a magnetic force so great that it attracts beautiful women but his relationships are not the best at all.his also the man to get the job done when it comes to women.
1. Hey do you know Mercury? He's such an

extraordinary person.

2 Omg I want to be just like Mercury his so breath taking
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