poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Galactic Bulge

A galaxy's tight package, usual found in the middle of most spiral galaxies.

The Milky Ways Galactic Bulge is 10,000 light-years across.

by SangFe October 8, 2021

meteoric bulge

A bulge so gigantic even the gods cannot comprehend its power, Typically found in a black mans pants.

Man did you see that Tyrone had a meteoric bulge.
I know it was huge.

by Spencer's best freind December 20, 2016