hair smashie

A hat that smashes one's hair.

Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016

Mon Sashimi

The name given to those who have been rejected by their crush but are still adored by all.

I ask Jessica out and she said no.

At least you are still a Mon Sashimi.

by Urban my Jurbin November 25, 2017

Dirty Sashenka

When your polish cousin puts Worcestershire sauce on ur balls and cleans it with nothing but her urine and roast beef coochie

I HEARD BRANDON LET HIS COUSIN DO A DIRTY SASHENKA ON HIM AND NOW HE HAD A BAD CASE OF BALL FUNGU

by Toe sucker dog fucker December 30, 2021