Niche group of idiots who enjoy strapping themselves to planks of wood, and hanging on too a piece of rope off the back of a high-end race boat to compete through an imaginary race track made out of floating buoys.
Commonly found repairing not helping their team prepare their boat, putting enough tape on their feet to kidnap a concert, and drinking way too much before they're meant to race.
Evidence : Experience ;)
Commonly found repairing not helping their team prepare their boat, putting enough tape on their feet to kidnap a concert, and drinking way too much before they're meant to race.
Evidence : Experience ;)
Bob : "Did you see those Waterski Racers?"
Steve : "fucking idiots! I think they share one braincell."
Steve : "fucking idiots! I think they share one braincell."
by pythonyt December 03, 2023
A Randy Racer is the most dangerous form of racer there is due to his " Watch Me Pop A Wheelie " or " Watch Me Go Sideways Down the track" Mentality that threatens the lives of the racer next to him and the crowd in the grandstands.
A Randy Racer is usually the class clown.
A Randy Racer is usually the class clown.
by racetrack coroner July 31, 2017