jah-flow

The heaviest day of your menstrual cycle

My period started two days ago and today its jah-flow.

by missesxccow December 21, 2014

el jah

phatest ass you’ll ever encounter

oh my is that el jah.... the king of simps with the phatest ass in the club???

by blondebitchbarbiehoe April 16, 2020

jah-zelle

She is one of the amazing woman u will ever meet she'll be mean but she's only playing with you

She's such a Jah-zelle

by Nureen nizam November 20, 2019

jassiem/jah

the best skater to ever live ever unstoppable and can do the impossible simply just a real ass nigga

that kid is on some jassiem/jah shit

by the best ever to live November 22, 2021

jah know

God know

Jah know I'm telling the truth

by JohnDoe416 October 16, 2019

Mary jah wanna

Sounded out version of marijuana

Hey dude. Wanna try some mary jah wanna

by BigNigga812 May 20, 2018

The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

by Yoboichickennugg December 05, 2021