Chuck Norris 

The baddest mofo alive.

Chuck Norris shits trains, nigga. NOW WHAT?

Chuck Norris by your mom doesn't shit trains July 8, 2009

chuck norris 

the only man more interesting than the most interesting man in the world

chuck norris: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!

most interesting man on the world: noobiownu

chuck norris by pepsynoob August 7, 2009

Chuck Norris 

He can do anything

Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris by ArekkusuOwnsYou November 1, 2008

Chuck Norris 

chuck norris can speak braille.


when chuck norris gets into the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.


when god said, "let there be light!" chuck norris said, "say please"

chuck norris is kick ass!

Chuck Norris by His Right-Hand Pinky! April 14, 2009

Chuck Norris 

He is an extremely talented actor and amazing when it comes to martial arts. He was the star of the hit TV show "Walker Texas Ranger" and then it was cancelled. He does his own stunts and has appeared in many movies. Overall he is a sucessful man and for his age very in shape. He can kick anybody's ass that's for sure.

Chuck Norris is the star in Walker Texas Ranger.

Chuck Norris by Livi February 23, 2005

chuck norris 

You better run you spelled Chuck Norris with one R.

:Move to another country
:Run away and hide
:kill yourself "Chuck Norris" will cause you extreme pain

chuck norris by lsuaze June 12, 2009

Chuck Norris 

The only man in history to have lost his virginity before his dad.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by Laminoth July 10, 2009