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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.
Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
by 4bigguys December 09, 2021
Angelina is a girl I want to stay with forever and marry because she’s really one of a kind and she’s really sweet to me and I love her so much and it hurts to think of her leaving because I did something bad or anything like that and I hope she doesn’t because she’s the only girl I truly love and she makes me so happy I wish I could be with her all the time
by Daddy_Thrax August 26, 2023
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Girl: My new boyfriend is a sexy, fast, strong, intelligent girl magnet
Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know
Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!
Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know
Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!
by NightFlyer66 February 22, 2019
A way of seasoning food. To season something the Castro Way requires you to either cum on or into the food. This adds a peculiar taste that’s very unique. Doing it the Castro way should be kept a secret from whoever’s food you are “seasoning”.
Person 1: yo dude let’s season Kyle’s food the Castro Way
Persons 2: bet imma Castro all over his food
Persons 2: bet imma Castro all over his food
by Suburban Dicktionary Fairy March 30, 2024