Ass Seat

When yo ass land and cant get up cause you landed in the backrooms on a shitmountain .

Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat
Yo i just did an Ass Seat
by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 10, 2023
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Sidebrain ass

A derogatory term used to describe someone perceived as not utilizing their full intellectual potential or making foolish decisions.
“Don't be such a sidebrain ass, think this through properly!“
by luvcats33 June 03, 2024
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Ass-to-box

Whole having sex with a woman anally you enter her vagina without cleaning your pecker.
Dude it was crazy! Yosh was slamming this pig and went ass-to-box!!
by ATBMan January 31, 2022
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FUNK-ASS

(Adjective) - Description of very hot new cool thing,in leading edge kick yo ass technology.
"I want one of them FUNK_ASS new PDA's for Christmas!!"
"My Dad bought a FUNK_ASS car last week!!"
"GURL - Just look at THOSE Manolo Blahniks on that shelf over there - aren't they just totally FUNK_ASS?!!!"
by WitchyPOO November 28, 2003
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A ugly ass fat bitch who thinks shes the shit but shes not self diagnosis and is a fat bitch who causes earthquakes when she walks and thought it would be a good idea to shave her head with her round ass looking self looking like an egg shes so ugly that mirrors brake when she's even near then she looks so horrific that when she gos near any kid they have a meltdown and the elders die of a heart attack.
by F u kori January 04, 2024
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Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt
by Nyrac July 22, 2023
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iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.
What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.
by Deep sphincter February 26, 2018
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