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state coomer

A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.

Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.

They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.

(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.

Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "

Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.

You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.

Praise to our Leader!

Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
mugGet the state coomermug.

Douchonic State

The constant state of being a douche.
Man, Fred has been in such a douchonic state this past week!
by General Douchington January 26, 2011
mugGet the Douchonic Statemug.

Ohio state

The best college and state in the universe and they have a great football team everybody goes there because FUCK MICHIGAN
Everyone goes to Ohio State because fuck Michigan!
by Fuck Michigan November 23, 2021
mugGet the Ohio statemug.
The United States of America under Biden-Harris. It will take time for the Re-United States of America to become the United States of America because of all the damage Trump did to the United States of America, making it the Divided States of America where America is divided into many categories. The Re-United States of America is expected to be a progressive administration. The United States of America has been saved and the battle for the soul of the nation has been fought but it's not over yet.

Some categories are Red, Blue, and Purple States, Americas by race (Asian America, Indigenous America, Black America, etc.), and America by political ideologies (ie. Progressive, Libertarian, Republican, Democratic, etc.). There are more categories in the DSA as well.
The Re-United States of America is the new America.
by 1234567890abcdefghij January 9, 2021
mugGet the The Re-United States of Americamug.

United States Of America

Some would say that those planes were hijacked on September 11th 2001, well I’d argue that the United States was hijacked.
Damn, it’s really a shame what’s happening to the United States of America. It’s really starting to look like Afghanistan. Only this time the terrorists are the CIA.
by Bill Jiden September 12, 2023
mugGet the United States Of Americamug.

the fee state

The fee state : Is the State of California cuz every time the citizens of California turn around their is always a new fee for something.
The fee state: Hey man I'm thinking about buying a new set of tires for my car. Reply that's good but, remember you will be paying tax plus a recycling fee.
by jimbomcc June 6, 2017
mugGet the the fee statemug.

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