Toilet-paper

An item that is on the endangered species list! Used to wipe your bottom. Various breeds, 2 ply 3 ply or the best , four ply. Peepole seem to think this will stop you from catching the corona.

eg1: Hey bro, you got 4 ply toilet-paper ?because im finna take a phat SHET !

eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"

by PPlikher March 17, 2020

Toilet Paper

Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.

Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will

by Daniel156 April 5, 2020

Skibidi toilet Ohio rizzler level 5 gyatt caught in 4k ultra hd Grimice Shake challenge

The ultra sigma REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WoW john you are such a Skibidi toilet Ohio rizzler level 5 gyatt caught in 4k ultra hd Grimice Shake challenge Can i date you UwU Kawaii

by eh eye ron April 23, 2024

Toilet Coiling

Toilet Coiling is when a man inserts his penis into plumbing pipes, for example from a toilet or urinal.

Last night Jimmy and I went Toilet Coiling

by HenloFrens March 30, 2020

Toileting

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.

Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.

by unncanny May 2, 2024

Acorn Metal Toilet

The biggest piece of shit ever

Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!

by catdoglover88 January 10, 2021

Slutty Toilet

A word to describe one's poor internet.

Cooper: Hey Gina, your slutty toilet is fucking up again
Gina: Oh damn my slutty toilet!

by AHandsomeGuy July 28, 2016