piece of cake

ur sister

Tommy: Hey, I fucked your sister yesterday, it was a piece of cake.
Rosemberg: You're funny Tommy.

by rushersquare December 21, 2020

Piece of shit

To be a piece of shit is intended to be an undesirable characteristic of oneself or another person.

How to know you’ve become a piece of shit?

When you feel as filthy as the turd you squeeze out of your anus, daily.

Add a bonus if you’re working on multiple turds.

Consciousness: I bet if you fuck that party rag doll begging for a pegging you’ll feel like a piece of shit after.

Criticism: But why, all she needs right now is a nice ride and look at those melons..

Consciousness: It may be a nice ride for sure but what about Anna waiting back home.

by bongholmes January 7, 2022

sliiide piece

That dirty little slut that does all the things your wife or girlfriend won’t do. She knows you have other fuck buddies but she doesn’t care. She uses you as much as you use her.

You can stay with your basic bitch but make sure you get yourself a sliiide piece.

Gotta get me a sliiide piece!
- @PYGMusic

by OfficialPYGMusic March 28, 2023

The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

Live Piece

Genitals from either gender, man or woman.

For example, two men are conversating; "Dude, she definitely wants my live piece!" "No way bro, the other week she let me have her live piece, it wasn't the best though..."

by sexwizard69 August 22, 2023

koon piece

The koon piece is one of the second of the hidden treasures of the swamp along with the goon piece. It is the slur of the swamp and means an African American person eating out a woman and the woman farts through her vagina making him darker in color. Only woman who have been Marked by the koon piece could make this Happen. If a woman were to be marked she would have to bust down and spit on a golf ball while a tall man is doing the splits. This will open up a portal to summon the treasure to which you would sacrifice your virginity for a koon piece mark on the labia

That bitch had a koon piece mark and farted all on my tongue

by Smurf black AJ skibidi expiry September 13, 2023

2 piece fish meal

A threesome where it’s 1 man pleasuring 2 women orally.

Generic Inquiry:
“Hey how was that 2 piece fish meal with Britney & Sarah last night?”

Response:

“delicious! especially with TAR TAR sauce and that malt vinegar dripping”

by Longjohnsilversman June 24, 2022