Loves Kotuku and Khaled's big johnsons don't try to steal them or he'll clap your cheeks harder than P Diddy.
Noah has big cheeks.
by Khaled Akleh '_' August 6, 2025

Noah is the type of person you could depend on! He's hilarious and has a very perverted mind. Many girls will fall in LOVE with a Noah u probably know. Also he's that type of guy who likes to scream when he is playing a video game (when he dies in the video game)and this guy loves spending time with his friends he never loves to leave someone out either. Oh and did I mention that he is very handsome and sweet he'll always be there to comfort you whenever you are feeling depressed. In conclusion if you ever find a Noah hold on to him and never let go of ur cute, hilarious,loving friend (or boyfriend)
by Mìdñìght Møønlìght May 23, 2019

Coming from a Noah- I've been told most Noah's are sweet,caring, and loving but we can be assholes if you piss us off so dont do that also most people underestimate how strong we are.
Person 1: I hate Noah I'm gonna fight him
Person 2: No man dont piss him off hes stronger than you think
Person 2: No man dont piss him off hes stronger than you think
by Being dumb September 25, 2021

The badass motherfucker who has the biggest dick in the country, also known to be a MUTHERFUCKING DEMON at NBA 2k20. Noah MacPhee will steal your girl and your wallet
by Noah MacPhee January 6, 2020

noah is a hottie know as big daddy, he can’t spell to save his life but it’s okay. he is special but that’s why everyone loves him. he gets angry easily and says dumb stuff a lot. everyone loves big daddy
by littlegirlpinktweedy December 18, 2019

A great boyfriend and friend. Knows how to treat people kindly when he wants to, when he loves he loves hard, the best person out there, someone that will beat you if you mess with their family and friends and will do little things with you. He enjoys the little things but also very outgoing and loud.
girl 1: ayo noah lemme get some drugssss
noah: no gtfo
girl 2: I fell and I split my knee cap open
noah: aww my poor sweet baby come here🥺🥺
noah: no gtfo
girl 2: I fell and I split my knee cap open
noah: aww my poor sweet baby come here🥺🥺
by ∆¶✓ April 12, 2021
