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Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018
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Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
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See first

No
by Koalemossss October 9, 2022
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On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025
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first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-grandchild.
My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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